Josh, you are the funniest guy I know. I mean it! OMG! I like your random thoughts. I love the, “saying you don’t belive in God is like…” that’s the best!!!!!!!
Please post more.
From:
5 Driscoll chicks chillin’ in the library @ skewl.
wooah wooah woah i think that it is kool that you get your own page BUTT….i think that its way too long for me to read so when i see a comment thingy short enough that i dont have to scroll down then ill read!!!!
BUTT still kool
Love. So many poems and songs have been written about it. Over thousands of years of recorded history, love is one concept that has not changed. Love is an amazing drug. It has a high from which the addict doesn’t come down. Love is everlasting, unfailing and unconditional. It can inspire people to create works of beauty. Music, art and literature. In modern times, however, the concept becomes distorted by media. The poems and songs once inspired by love are now just viewed as tools to “get the girl”. People are pushed to give up on love when there are hardships, instead of working with love to overcome these challenges. I’m just a teenager and I may just be a romantic, but something seems wrong with the distorted concept of love today, and it’s starting to anger me.
-Josh
Josh-
I agree. Everyone today has a total misconception of wht love really is. I guess the only thing we can do about it is try to show Jesus’ love, which is unconditional and never ending, to as many people as possible.
Yelling in short bursts in the middle of conversations to freak people out.
Reading parenting books that explain what teenagers think and doing the opposite, just to mess around with my parents.
Converting people I don’t like to other religions.
EG:
Me: I’m telling you, Buddhism is great!
Enemy: Aren’t you Christian?
Me: Yeah, but if I wasn’t I would totally be a Buddhist.
Lessons learned the hard way:
Salt in your eyes is not fun.
Nail polish remover doesn’t taste good.
Please direct all questions, comments, concerns and flames to me. They will be ignored, but it’s the thought that counts, right?
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Part 7
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Warning: This page contains textual content
I hope nobody takes the phrase “fight fire with fire” literally.
My life is about as interesting as a cockroach race.
Incidentally, I’ve never seen a cockroach race.
I would like to take a moment to blatantly endorse Dr Pepper(tm).
They have sponsored me by keeping me awake with their delicious caffeinated soft drink.
Drink Dr Pepper(tm).
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Part 6
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Another short post.
A broken heart used to be a big deal, but now they have heart surgery…
Have you ever noticed that you can use the word metaphorically to justify anything?
EG:
Student:Well, I think the book To Kill A Mockingbird was about robots from the future coming back in time and taking over the world. Metaphorically, of course.
Teacher:Good observation, (Insert name of student here)
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Part 5
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Note: At this time, I have lost my journal at Midway Airport.
I like to explain my usage of literary devices in conversations.
EG:
What genius named the Orange? Sarcasm.
You can’t compare apples and oranges unless you convert them to moles first.
Puberty- A time in ones life when one gains an immunity to cooties.
Saying you don’t believe in God is like saying you don’t believe in the letter ‘Q’. Just because you don’t believe in the letter ‘Q’ doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.
I am working on a song called:: Politically Correct Love Song
Verse 1:
I like you
You are a nice person
I enjoy being around you
Would you accompany me to the cinema later today?
I hate boy bands. As a matter of fact, I illegally download all their music, just so they don’t make money.
Has anyone besides me noticed the small smiley face at the bottom of the storiesof.us web page?
I realize this post was small, but come on! I lost the journal and I’m going by memory.
- Jösh’s Journal -
Random thoughts and philosophical en devours in the the depths of the abyss known as the human mind
The thoughts contained in this journal are completely original.
If you see them anywhere else, you have my permission to beat up the person who stole them from me.
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Part 1
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When you were younger, did you try to eat those wax red lips that are sold in candy stores?
I took a large bite out of one when I was five (and I thought I had candy coming!).
Philosophical proof
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My cat has four legs | Given
My dog has four legs | Given
My cat is my dog | Transitive property of appendages
Pineapples are God’s answer to the Nerf football
I am the head of the NAPWDLN.
(Nerds Against People Who Don’t Like Nerds.)
I am the founder and the sole member.
The requirements to join:
Must be my height
Must be my weight
Must have the same name as me
Must be me
Thank goodness spring is over, it is hard to get any work done when your fancies have turned to thoughts of love.
History Joke
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That’s a load of Bolshevik.
The following is a song I wrote about war.
I actually quoted this song in an essay on my world history final.
War
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War(huh, yeah)
What is it good for,
besides gaining land,
gaining natural resources,
increasing population
creating a cheap, docile, efficient labor force
and defeating enemies?
Absolutely nothing!
Say it again.
(Repeat until it gets annoying)
Dr Pepper has been practicing medicine without a license since 1885 and still hasn’t had a single lawsuit against him.
How to read German in five easy steps
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1)Copy German text
2)Go to babel fish
3)Select German to English
4)Paste Text
5)Submit Text
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Part 2
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Political Slang
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So, me and my homies was all up in congress the other day. Keeping it real, passing some bills all up in here. Then this guy comes in, thinking he was all gangsta, and tries to put all this pork in our bill, man, you know what I’m saying?
PDA – Public Display of Association
If I were you, I would slap myself right now.
Why do some people cross busy intersections when the crossing sign clearly says red hand?
Fictional Short Story
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So, I was sitting in church last Sunday and in the middle of communion this little kid sitting near me starts crying and yelling, “I spilled the blood of Christ all over my pants!”
Why are pencils almost always yellow or orange?
Whenever I eat boneless chicken, I feel sorry for the chicken who had to learn to walk and fly without bones.
My response to ‘Get a life’:
If what I have happening to me right now and my situation with the friends I have now isn’t a life, then I don’t see why I would want one.
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Part 3
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Spam and Trash
(Parody of Monster Mash)
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I was posting to the blog, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For I saw this strange post, from this guy
Then suddenly, to my surprise
He posted trash
He posted spam and trash
All kinds of trash
About how to make cash
He posted trash
And make it in a flash
He posted trash
He posted spam and trash
Is good the singular of goods?
Plural:
They have got the goods.
Singular?:
They have got the good.
Random Thought
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(I have this memorized)
(Beep)
The area code and or telephone number as dialed is not valid
Please check the area code and or telephone number and dial again.
Thank you.
The following tone is for the hearing impaired.
8-bit graphics? More like 1-byte graphics!
Text Message-LOL
English-Laugh Out Loud
German-Lachen Aus Laut
German Text Message-LAL
K sind für Kekse und Kekse sind für mich
Meh.
Has anyone besides me ever quoted their answer to a question on a test in an essay on the same test?
EG:
This can be seen in my answer to question 13, “(A)Mercantilism”…
Schite
Risk
——
At first, my armies were few. Time passed, and my armies grew in strength and numbers. Eventually I had five armies, so I traded them in for a horse.
Feet-seeking missiles
God helps those who help themselves…to cookies.
Fairy penguins with sweaters
I have created several visual thoughts and philosophical endeavors. I haven’t the means, the time, or the will to post them to the site. I you would like to see them, come see me.
Will our hero ever post part four?
Will the journal ever be completed?
Find out next post!
Same website, same web channel!
#1 by Jøsh on March 21st, 2009
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I have taken a ridonkulously long amount of time to update this page, haven’t I?
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i agree
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I double agree. Maybe you should post something
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#2 by Ellerina on March 7th, 2009
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Josh, you are the funniest guy I know. I mean it! OMG! I like your random thoughts. I love the, “saying you don’t belive in God is like…” that’s the best!!!!!!!
Please post more.
From:
5 Driscoll chicks chillin’ in the library @ skewl.
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#3 by jocelyn on December 2nd, 2008
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wooah wooah woah i think that it is kool that you get your own page BUTT….i think that its way too long for me to read so when i see a comment thingy short enough that i dont have to scroll down then ill read!!!!
BUTT still kool
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#4 by Josh on October 26th, 2008
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Love. So many poems and songs have been written about it. Over thousands of years of recorded history, love is one concept that has not changed. Love is an amazing drug. It has a high from which the addict doesn’t come down. Love is everlasting, unfailing and unconditional. It can inspire people to create works of beauty. Music, art and literature. In modern times, however, the concept becomes distorted by media. The poems and songs once inspired by love are now just viewed as tools to “get the girl”. People are pushed to give up on love when there are hardships, instead of working with love to overcome these challenges. I’m just a teenager and I may just be a romantic, but something seems wrong with the distorted concept of love today, and it’s starting to anger me.
-Josh
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Josh-
I agree. Everyone today has a total misconception of wht love really is. I guess the only thing we can do about it is try to show Jesus’ love, which is unconditional and never ending, to as many people as possible.
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#5 by Isaiah on September 23rd, 2008
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If you wouldn’t mind, please say what you find humorous in the journal, so I can create more content similar to it.
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I think it’s all terrible! You are a terrible person!
I hate you!
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#6 by Isaiah on September 21st, 2008
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AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
I think I’m going to start calling myself Isaiah.
My new hobbies:
Yelling in short bursts in the middle of conversations to freak people out.
Reading parenting books that explain what teenagers think and doing the opposite, just to mess around with my parents.
Converting people I don’t like to other religions.
EG:
Me: I’m telling you, Buddhism is great!
Enemy: Aren’t you Christian?
Me: Yeah, but if I wasn’t I would totally be a Buddhist.
Lessons learned the hard way:
Salt in your eyes is not fun.
Nail polish remover doesn’t taste good.
Please direct all questions, comments, concerns and flames to me. They will be ignored, but it’s the thought that counts, right?
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Josh-
Awesome post!
This is hilarious!
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Thank you
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Your welcome.
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#7 by ellerina on September 8th, 2008
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Josh omg I’m @ skewl rit now and you just made my day. Be checking in more often
ttu later
Ellerina
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#8 by CuddlyJoshua on July 27th, 2008
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Part 9
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I think penguins really can fly. They just haven’t been motivated to fly.
If the universe is, then can’t we all be the center of the universe?
Dog=insult
Dawg=not an insult
In the olden days and pirate times dog was an insult.
Now, it is not.
I am confused.
Is it better to blindly follow, then it is to blindly?
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I apologize for the mistakes. It is entirely my fault. I hope you don’t think less of me because of this.
If the universe is infinite, then can’t we all be the center of the universe?
Is it better to blindly follow, then it is to blindly lead?
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josh i believe for those two that u corrected needs a quote of sources.
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I think not
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Tim!! are u saying he didn’t make those up?!?!? i’m so lost now. how could u do this to me josh!!! we are fighting!!!
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Thanks Josh for finally posting! LOL You are so funny and random! You make my day.
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I agree with Meghan!! Your blogs always make me smile no matter what kind of day I am having.
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#9 by CuddlyJosh on July 13th, 2008
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Part 8
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If I worked with James Bond, I would like my name to be Agent 000
(Double-O Zero)
If I had three wishes, I would sell one of them on eBay.
The game is afoot…or at least a hand.
Why don’t the people on the Weather Channel just make it sunny everyday?
Could God make a rock so big that Superman himself couldn’t lift it?
10=16
Think about it.
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I, for one, think this page has gone on long enough! I am organizing a committee to take this page to court as we speak!
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Just try to stop us!
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Josh Büche, You Need 2 do more 2 me ur only less than ¼ done
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Josh Büche, You Need 2 do more 2 me ur only less than ¼ done
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#10 by CuddlyJosh on July 5th, 2008
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Part 7
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Warning: This page contains textual content
I hope nobody takes the phrase “fight fire with fire” literally.
My life is about as interesting as a cockroach race.
Incidentally, I’ve never seen a cockroach race.
I would like to take a moment to blatantly endorse Dr Pepper(tm).
They have sponsored me by keeping me awake with their delicious caffeinated soft drink.
Drink Dr Pepper(tm).
Reply
We are here by suing you for not putting the copy right symbol in the right place as followed:
©
This action has violated code #135697. We will be contacting you in the future with the rest of the information regarding this lawsuit
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#11 by Cuddly_Jösh on July 2nd, 2008
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Part 6
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Another short post.
A broken heart used to be a big deal, but now they have heart surgery…
Have you ever noticed that you can use the word metaphorically to justify anything?
EG:
Student:Well, I think the book To Kill A Mockingbird was about robots from the future coming back in time and taking over the world. Metaphorically, of course.
Teacher:Good observation, (Insert name of student here)
I once freeze-dried apples in a microwave.
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how do u freeze dry apples in a microwave?
i dont get it
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claire, thats the joke
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usually i get jokes but im still confused
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ok someone explained it 2 me i get it now
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#12 by airbear on July 1st, 2008
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Josh this blog is hilarious!! it made my day! Can’t wait to read more!
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#13 by Cuddly_Jösh on June 30th, 2008
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Part 5
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Note: At this time, I have lost my journal at Midway Airport.
I like to explain my usage of literary devices in conversations.
EG:
What genius named the Orange? Sarcasm.
You can’t compare apples and oranges unless you convert them to moles first.
Puberty- A time in ones life when one gains an immunity to cooties.
Saying you don’t believe in God is like saying you don’t believe in the letter ‘Q’. Just because you don’t believe in the letter ‘Q’ doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.
I am working on a song called:: Politically Correct Love Song
Verse 1:
I like you
You are a nice person
I enjoy being around you
Would you accompany me to the cinema later today?
I hate boy bands. As a matter of fact, I illegally download all their music, just so they don’t make money.
Has anyone besides me noticed the small smiley face at the bottom of the storiesof.us web page?
I realize this post was small, but come on! I lost the journal and I’m going by memory.
Reply
the person that finds ur notebook is going to b so confused of lafing 4 hrs
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#14 by Stop_saying_Jösh_is_a_bear on June 14th, 2008
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Disclaimer:Everything is your fault
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Part 4
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Playing Russian Roulette is like going swimming in the river Stix.
When a man and a women shoot each other very much, they usually end up in the hospital. But that’s beside the point.
Text Message-ROFL
English-Rolling On the Floor Laughing
German-Rollen An Fußbaden beim Lachen
German Text Message-RAFL
We should use weird units of measurement.
EG:
Mikey is about 7 squirrels tall.
Matt is about a sapling tall.
Depressing Thought
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Some of the best things in the world come from the loss and sadness of others.
German Joke
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German is such a violent language. It seems like in every other sentence there’s the word ‘die’ or ‘war’.
My name is JöshQ.
The Q is silent.
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Icarus
We live our lives in satisfaction
We’re not the cause, just the reaction
To events put into motion before our time
We proudly boast of our crimes
Pride comes before destruction
Or have we forgotten
That we would be nowhere
Without others instruction
But everything is plentiful
Our lives our wonderful
With all man has achieved
How can he be deceived?
The age of man has just begun
Let’s hope we don’t fly
Too close to the sun
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#15 by Jösh_is_not_a_bear on June 14th, 2008
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- Jösh’s Journal -
Random thoughts and philosophical en devours in the the depths of the abyss known as the human mind
The thoughts contained in this journal are completely original.
If you see them anywhere else, you have my permission to beat up the person who stole them from me.
——————————-
Part 1
——————————-
When you were younger, did you try to eat those wax red lips that are sold in candy stores?
I took a large bite out of one when I was five (and I thought I had candy coming!).
Philosophical proof
————————————————-
My cat has four legs | Given
My dog has four legs | Given
My cat is my dog | Transitive property of appendages
Pineapples are God’s answer to the Nerf football
I am the head of the NAPWDLN.
(Nerds Against People Who Don’t Like Nerds.)
I am the founder and the sole member.
The requirements to join:
Must be my height
Must be my weight
Must have the same name as me
Must be me
Thank goodness spring is over, it is hard to get any work done when your fancies have turned to thoughts of love.
History Joke
——————
That’s a load of Bolshevik.
The following is a song I wrote about war.
I actually quoted this song in an essay on my world history final.
War
———
War(huh, yeah)
What is it good for,
besides gaining land,
gaining natural resources,
increasing population
creating a cheap, docile, efficient labor force
and defeating enemies?
Absolutely nothing!
Say it again.
(Repeat until it gets annoying)
Dr Pepper has been practicing medicine without a license since 1885 and still hasn’t had a single lawsuit against him.
How to read German in five easy steps
————————————————-
1)Copy German text
2)Go to babel fish
3)Select German to English
4)Paste Text
5)Submit Text
——————————-
Part 2
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Political Slang
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So, me and my homies was all up in congress the other day. Keeping it real, passing some bills all up in here. Then this guy comes in, thinking he was all gangsta, and tries to put all this pork in our bill, man, you know what I’m saying?
PDA – Public Display of Association
If I were you, I would slap myself right now.
Why do some people cross busy intersections when the crossing sign clearly says red hand?
Fictional Short Story
——————————-
So, I was sitting in church last Sunday and in the middle of communion this little kid sitting near me starts crying and yelling, “I spilled the blood of Christ all over my pants!”
Why are pencils almost always yellow or orange?
Whenever I eat boneless chicken, I feel sorry for the chicken who had to learn to walk and fly without bones.
My response to ‘Get a life’:
If what I have happening to me right now and my situation with the friends I have now isn’t a life, then I don’t see why I would want one.
——————————-
Part 3
——————————-
Spam and Trash
(Parody of Monster Mash)
——————–
I was posting to the blog, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For I saw this strange post, from this guy
Then suddenly, to my surprise
He posted trash
He posted spam and trash
All kinds of trash
About how to make cash
He posted trash
And make it in a flash
He posted trash
He posted spam and trash
Is good the singular of goods?
Plural:
They have got the goods.
Singular?:
They have got the good.
Random Thought
———————
(I have this memorized)
(Beep)
The area code and or telephone number as dialed is not valid
Please check the area code and or telephone number and dial again.
Thank you.
The following tone is for the hearing impaired.
8-bit graphics? More like 1-byte graphics!
Text Message-LOL
English-Laugh Out Loud
German-Lachen Aus Laut
German Text Message-LAL
K sind für Kekse und Kekse sind für mich
Meh.
Has anyone besides me ever quoted their answer to a question on a test in an essay on the same test?
EG:
This can be seen in my answer to question 13, “(A)Mercantilism”…
Schite
Risk
——
At first, my armies were few. Time passed, and my armies grew in strength and numbers. Eventually I had five armies, so I traded them in for a horse.
Feet-seeking missiles
God helps those who help themselves…to cookies.
Fairy penguins with sweaters
I have created several visual thoughts and philosophical endeavors. I haven’t the means, the time, or the will to post them to the site. I you would like to see them, come see me.
Will our hero ever post part four?
Will the journal ever be completed?
Find out next post!
Same website, same web channel!
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all i have 2 say to that is LAL
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#16 by clairebear on June 12th, 2008
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no way!!!
josh gets his own page?
…well deserved
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Please refrain from commenting until I post.
Thank you.
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sry
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